Tuesday, 13 April 2021

The Forth Moob of Juniper


Day 13



Hallow's prevening and wellcomb to the News at Once.

Stop that you're screwing at, mind your yodelling,

Fasten up the back-fat and buttress all them grebes,

What we're all been wailing for has, at last, come fourth,

Yes! That moob of Juniper, what we all know and love,

Galileo's chickaboo; she that orbles removely;

She that spangles sexy like so many bubbly suds,

Has, down the pike, thrust herself forth like a whack.

Yes, she's on her while! Brushing a gut!

Like a flapper! Soon she'll be slowing right up

With balls on - So - Handle to your hanks!

Oh, do you feel those shimbers in the hull of your plimsolls?

Hear the bright wattle of pomp a-riding in your ears?

See the hump of sweet moppets, faces furled out to the sky,

Like hot knickers on a wishing line,

Slurbing grovelly at the atmoscheer?

Meagre to see - Here - Calypso! - Among her many glordies.

Soon she'll dismound the sparks and suddle right up

Like an afternoon snood.

And then what will Old Nan say?


 


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