Tuesday 13 April 2021

The Forth Moob of Juniper


Day 13



Hallow's prevening and wellcomb to the News at Once.

Stop that you're screwing at, mind your yodelling,

Fasten up the back-fat and buttress all them grebes,

What we're all been wailing for has, at last, come fourth,

Yes! That moob of Juniper, what we all know and love,

Galileo's chickaboo; she that orbles removely;

She that spangles sexy like so many bubbly suds,

Has, down the pike, thrust herself forth like a whack.

Yes, she's on her while! Brushing a gut!

Like a flapper! Soon she'll be slowing right up

With balls on - So - Handle to your hanks!

Oh, do you feel those shimbers in the hull of your plimsolls?

Hear the bright wattle of pomp a-riding in your ears?

See the hump of sweet moppets, faces furled out to the sky,

Like hot knickers on a wishing line,

Slurbing grovelly at the atmoscheer?

Meagre to see - Here - Calypso! - Among her many glordies.

Soon she'll dismound the sparks and suddle right up

Like an afternoon snood.

And then what will Old Nan say?


 


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